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What was it, something like 16 people you'd have sex with? Well, I'm not *exactly* answering that, since I wouldn't, but never mind the details. Also, there are only fifteen celebrities on it. Big post, many pics.



16. Geoffrey Rush. Smart, smart actor. Loved him in Pirates of the Caribbean, and in Shakespeare in Love, and he was amazing in Quills. Talent is sexy.








15. Brendan Fraser. Not quite sure why, except that when I was an ardent Dunnett fan—I'm too lazy nowadays to read Dorothy Dunnett—someone nominated him to play Nicholas if ever a movie were made, and yes. His features are all wrong for my 'type', but there's something about him.


In my head, this is now what Nicholas looks like.




Also not bad.


14. Harrison Ford. Han Solo really, because, well, obviously. Didn't we all fall for Han? Did George Lucas really think we'd fall for Luke, when there was Han Solo to be lusted after?




Indy's not bad either. I do like a man who can wear a hat.


Too good-looking for my taste, really, but the characters are so much fun.


13. Noel Clarke. There's a little scene in one of the Cybermen double eps - The Age of Steel, I think - where Jackie and alt-Pete meet up and assure each other of eternal devotion. You can see the *entire history of Jackie's life* in Mickey's expressions. So wonderful.








12. Ian Lawless. The best-looking man on the list. Dear heaven, what a perfect creature. And the grin. *melts*



To better appreciate this particular vision of male beauty, go here:
http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=25767


11. Brent Spiner - this is more a nostalgia thing for me, once upon a time Data was my Adored One and my way into fandom, yay for him! Brent's been out of my sight for a long time now, but the not-handsome face, the subtle expressiveness of it... Dr Soong ftw, actually, but I couldn't find the screencap I wanted.








10. Jane Russell. I was so puzzled when I saw... was it 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes'? The movie with Jane Russell, Marilyn Monroe, and a ship full of the Olympic swimming team. "For me?" said Jane. I could never understand why any man worth having would go for Marilyn when Jane was *right there*. So gorgeous.





and the classic shot



09. Richard Schiff. I don't quite know whether it's Richard Schiff or Toby Ziegler whom I most love. Either way.








08. Alexis Denisov, as Wesley. Angel-Wesley not Buffy-Wesley. Angel-post-throat-cut Wesley, omg. I'd be sitting there every week muttering, go on, hurt him again, because it looked so very good on him. Yeah.








07. Gene Wilder. I think I fell in love from the moment I first saw him. Upside down and drunk. Blazing Saddles ftw (though I'll pass on the ending).




And Dr Frank-en-steen.


And oh, Willie Wonka, yes please!


06. Nathan Fillion. His grin, his talent, his not-quite-put-together-right face that manages to be incredibly attractive, and he is *so* much fun at a convention, oodles of charisma.






Nice bum, too.


05. Joey Fatone. No, not JC. Sex with him would be far too exhausting. You just know he'd never want to do it the same way twice. Not Justin, cos I'm not famous enough. Not Chris, despite his incredibly sexy eyes, because I darkly suspect that he wouldn't be paying close enough attention. Not Lance, adorable though he is, because I'd hate to disappoint the lad, and really.... No. Joey. I cannot believe it *possible* that a person could go to bed with Joey Fatone and not have FUN.


I'm betting his wife bought him the T-shirt. Heh.




Also, if you ever need to show someone what 'bedroom eyes' means...


04. Barack Obama. Awesome.






Oh, that smile.


03. Alan Cumming. Guh. My kinky crush. The man who would do *anything* and smile that conspiratorial smile the while. Wicked eyes. That incredible combination of innocence and debauchery he had as the MC in 'Cabaret'. Sense of humour. Voice. Guh.










02. Jon Stewart. I melt, I lust, he is *funny* and smart and his timing, and, as it happens, he also has exactly the kind of looks that most appeal to me. (See above for confirmation!)








01. Beast. U can not haz. Oh, well, okay, just a sample.


Taken, admittedly, quite a while back.


16 April 1983


Yesterday, when we got back from the gym.

Date: 2009-01-28 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joeysdramaqueen.livejournal.com
*sigh* ... joey. :)

Date: 2009-01-28 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poetrychik.livejournal.com
That's an awesome list! :)

I love it that your "beast" is still your #1. :)

Aww!

Date: 2009-01-29 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarahq.livejournal.com
Post a photo of the Beast, pls (nekkid bum optional, but desired). ;)

Date: 2009-01-31 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarahq.livejournal.com
Yay! I can see why you keep your Beast away from the fangirls. He's very dashing (and I personally think even more handsome today than the day you married him).

Pudgy baby cheeks are quite the acceptable substitute for the other sort of cheeks. ;)

Date: 2009-01-29 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zelda-zee.livejournal.com
I love how eclectic your list is! I've seen a number of these and you get the prize for the biggest variety. :) My own list would be much more typical.

Date: 2009-01-29 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musiquedevie.livejournal.com
*gasp* Jon Stewart!! *guh* He's so absolutely handsome and sexy. :-)

Date: 2009-01-30 10:03 pm (UTC)
rikes: Justin licking his lips (Tongue)
From: [personal profile] rikes
I was definitely expecting a picture of Beast at the end! ;)

And yes to Obama, I wonder why he wasn't on more people's lists.

Jon Stewart is awesome. I once used the video archive on his website to pinpoint his peak hotness period. I had it down to a month, but of course can't remember what it was anymore. :D
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