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[pensnest]

There are no fingers growing out of my cervix. If there were, I'd be in the ER right now breathing into a paper bag.

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

From Smart Bitches, Trashy Books:Ten Things I Hate About Sex Scenes, of course.

Comments

[dine]

ha! (also, ewwww)

I'm quite fond of that entry - I think my personal favourite on the list is: He can do a plank without his arms, motherfucker. Now that's a hero.

[pensnest]

I love the entry as a whole, but my Beast is perfectly capable of leaning on his elbows and putting his thumbs on my lips - I requested an experiment after reading the post, and it worked. No preternatural abilities required!

Planking on toes alone would certainly require heroic levels of ab control.