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[pensnest]

Damn it, it takes so *long* to write a sex scene. I *know* what they do, I've been imagining it clear as anything, but getting it into WORDS is excruciating. And I know for sure that in three months' time I will read it and think, couldn't I have made it hotter than that?

Gah.

In other news, I think my cat has a shoe fetish. Yesterday she was sleeping on my sandals, and today she stuffed her little face right inside my smelly sneaker and just luxuriated. Is this normal-for-cats?

In a desperate effort not to keep procrastinating with my RPF big_bang story, I'm fighting an addiction to YouTube. Yesterday morning, for no reason at all that I can recall, I was perusing condom ads. (Oh, wait, yes, I was trying to find that adorable French cartoon one with the cute boy who had all kinds of misadventures before he found his true love. Anyone?) Great amusement from this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-knu3wKzNiI in which a lady loses her umbrella cover and a gentleman takes the opportunity to, er, advertise;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXsn3hZYhO8 in which a chap makes a number of unlikely claims;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbgby0w4q4U&NR=1 in which an air hostess performs a truly helpful in-flight safety demonstration,

and my favourite,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ZAX335w7k

which needs no words. Ah, YouTube.

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[pensnest]

I spose that makes sense—my cat seems to be under the impression she is a kitten. The shoe thing is all of a piece.