pensnest: bright-eyed baby me (candle salad)
[personal profile] pensnest
I just read a listing for some kind of comedy production which had the following warning:

Not suitable for under 13s. Candles may be used.

Hmm.

Date: 2009-01-23 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com
That does give pause, doesn't it? Ours usually say:

Not suitable for children under 13.

Which I always interpret to mean:

But by all means bring your teenaged cattle!

Date: 2009-01-23 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zillahseye.livejournal.com
...I was about to comment something completely different and then I saw your icon and ROFL'd.

Date: 2009-01-23 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mickeym.livejournal.com
Hmm, indeed.

At least they didn't mention lava lamps... :P

Date: 2009-01-23 06:29 pm (UTC)
rikes: (Only if JC helps)
From: [personal profile] rikes
Now the only question is, where.

Date: 2009-01-23 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puszysty.livejournal.com
Oh my. Lol

Date: 2009-01-24 02:27 am (UTC)
nopseud: (Default)
From: [personal profile] nopseud
I particularly liked the 'may' in 'candles may be used'. Like they aren't sure yet whether there will be a call for them or not, they just want to keep the option open.

Maybe it's a marketing ploy. They're starting out small this time, but next time it'll be 'elephants may be used', and then when the place it packed, they'll announce, "Oh, sorry, no, we decided in the end we didn't need them."

Date: 2009-01-24 04:59 pm (UTC)
nopseud: (Default)
From: [personal profile] nopseud
"May contain real fairies."

Date: 2009-01-24 10:49 pm (UTC)
ext_979: (quack! (iconis))
From: [identity profile] saba1789.livejournal.com
LOOOOL!

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