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[pensnest]

It was strawberries-and-cream muffins during the week, today, banana muffins. Bun is doing well. (Any exciting and reliable muffin recipes would be much appreciated.)

Beast, Boy and I just watched 'The Sting'. What a delightful film. I watched it with Bun a while ago; we watched the extras, too, with the actors and crew commenting on the experience of making that film, a couple of decades or so further on... Redford looked quite raddled and strange, but Paul Newman was a seriously good-looking guy, however old he was. Wow. Eschew the plastic surgery, you've either got good genes or you haven't... (Lance Bass, please take note.)

Bloody hell. It's still too hot. :-(

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[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

Paul Newman was just beautiful until he died. Honestly, his honest aging was sexier than any restorative plastic surgery. He's sorely missed.

[pensnest]

Absolutely. All the actors from that film who'd made artificial attempts not to age looked *bad* as a result, but Paul Newman was gorgeous.

Watching the extras, I learned that Newman's role in The Sting was 'the second lead'. Which I suppose it was - but I never thought of it that way while watching the film. I spose that's practically the definition of 'screen authority'.

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

wait. somebody else starred in that film?? lol. i should watch it again, just to see if knowing that makes a difference in how I see the story. besides, it's a great movie.

[pensnest]

It's funny, isn't it - according to the script, clearly Johnny Hooker is the main character. I just never saw it that way! Definitely worth watching again, just because.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Those muffins sound so good!

[pensnest]

I never bake, so Bun is filling the gap. It's impressive!

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

When I have bananas, I tend to use the banana bread recipie in my 'recipe' tag, but for muffins I've had a lot of luck with this Universal Muffin Recipe

Create a Breakfast Muffin
Source: The Tightwad Gazette II book by Amy Dacyczyn; Villard Books, New York, 1995

Learn to create your own muffins. This recipe will make 12 muffins. Save energy and time by making a double batch and freeze the extra muffins. Each muffin will ultimately cost you about 4 cents each to make.

To make muffins, combine dry ingredients, and then mix in wet ingredients until just combined; the batter should be lumpy. Grease muffin tin and fill cups two thirds full. Bake in a preheated oven at 400 degrees for 15-25 minutes.

The following ingredients are required:

Grain:
Use 2 to 2 1/2 cups of white flour. Or substitute oatmeal, cornmeal, whole-wheat flour, rye flour, or flake cereal for 1 cup of the white flour. Or substitute 1 cup leftover cooked oatmeal, rice, or cornmeal for 1/2 cup of the white flour and decrease liquid to 1/2 cup.

Milk:
Use 1 cup or substitute buttermilk. Or sour milk (add a tbsp. of vinegar to 1 cup milk). Or substitute fruit juice for part or all of the milk.

Fat:
Use 1/4 cup vegetable oil or 4 tbsp. melted butter or margarine. Or substitute crunchy or regular peanut butter for part or all of the fat. The fat can be reduced or omitted with fair results if using a "wet addition."

Egg:
Use 1 egg. Or substitute 1 heaping tbsp. of soy flour and 1 tbsp. of water. If using a cooked grain, separate the egg, add the yolk to the batter, beat the white until stiff, and fold into the batter.

Sweetener:
Use between 2 tbsp. and 1/2 cup sugar. Or substitute up to 3/4 cup brown sugar. Or substitute up to 1/2 cup honey or molasses, and decrease milk to 3/4 cup.

Baking Powder:
Use 2 tsp. If using whole or cooked grains or more than 1 cup of additions, increase to 3 tsp. If using buttermilk or sour milk, decrease to 1 tsp. and add 1/2 tsp baking soda.

Salt:
Use 1/2 tsp., or omit if you have a salt-restricted diet.

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The following ingredients are optional. Additions can be used in any combination, up to 1 1/2 cups total. If using more than 1 cup of wet additions, decrease the milk to 1/2 cup:

Dry Additions:
Nuts, sunflower seeds, raisins, coconut, and so on.

Moist Additions:
Blueberries, chopped apple, freshly shredded zucchini, shredded carrot, and so on.

Wet Additions:
Pumpkin puree; applesauce; mashed, cooked sweet potato; mashed banana; mashed, cooked carrot, and so on. If using 1/2 cup drained, canned fruit or thawed shredded zucchini, substitute the syrup or zucchini liquid for all or part of the milk.

Spices:
Use spices that complement the additions, such as 1 tsp. cinnamon with 1/4 tsp nutmeg or cloves. Try 2 tsp. grated orange or lemon peel.

Jellies and Jam:
Fill cups half full with a plain batter. Add 1 tsp. jam or jelly and top with 2 more tbsp. batter.

Topping:
Sprinkle cinnamon sugar on the batter in the tins.

Non-sweet Combinations: Use only 2 tbsp. sugar and no fruit. Add combinations of the following: 1/2 cup shredded cheese, 3 strips fried and crumbled bacon, 2 tbsp. grated onion, 1/2 cup shredded zucchini, 2 tbsp Parmesan cheese. Spices could include a tsp. of parsley and a pinch of marjoram.

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Once you learn the basic combinations, here is your recipe:

2 to 2 1/2 cups grain
1 cup milk
Up to 1/4 cup fat
1 egg
Up to 1/2 cup sweetener
2 tsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. salt
Up to 1 1/2 cups additions
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[pensnest]

That really *is* a universal muffin recipe! Excellent, I shall show it to Bun tomorrow (she's barmaiding tonight) and encourage her to experiment. Thanks!

We also have a tenuous notion of making banana bread, in the machine.